Thursday, January 11, 2007

Hillary's Miraculous Recovery

Reports that Senator Clinton has been in a Terri Schiavo-like coma since the New Year were refuted last night when she was heard to mumble after President Bush's speech, "I cannot support his proposed esclation."

Mrs. Clinton's recovery may have been prompted by seeing long cable-news interviews with Senator Barack Obama earlier in the evening.

Dr. Bill Frist, a Schiavo expert, had diagnosed Mrs. Clinton before leaving the Senate: "White House fever. I had a mild case of it myself for a while."

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